01.
Did It Deliver?

Did the oil help control your beard, making it more manageable and smooth?

1 - Weak Sauce2 - Like using a toothpick to build a bridge3 - Meh4 - Like I had a beard worth respecting5 - Tamed to perfection

02.
Skin Aftermath

What was your skin’s vibe post-application?

1 - Irritated AF2 - Dry as Your Ex’s Texts3 - Neutral—Like a Plain Bagel4 - Soft as a Baby’s Butt5 - Hydrated & Glorious

03.
Scent Check

How did the Aquilo Arctic scent hit you?

1 - Smelled Like Gym Socks2 - Not great, but bearable3 - Pretty decent4 - Fresh and pleasant5 - Fresh AF

04.
How Did the Oil’s Texture Feel?

Too thick, felt greasyJust right, smooth like butterToo light, barely noticed it

05.
Would You Shout Us Out?

Would you tell your crew, or keep this gem to yourself?

1 - I’d Rather Eat Sand2 - Probably not3 - Maybe, I’d consider it4 - Yes, why not5 - Hell Yeah, Bro

06.
Got any Beef?

Got gripes, crazy ideas, or a roast? Hit us with it.

07.
Pricing for the Finished Product

01. At what price would this be so cheap that you wouldn’t believe it works?

02. At what price would this be so expensive you wouldn’t even consider buying it?

03. At what price would this be a great deal?

04.At what price would this be out of your range, but you end up buying it anyways?

08.
The Final Judgment

How satisfied are you, scale of 1 to 10?

1 - My Beard Called a Therapist2 - I’m Considering Shaving... Everything3 - Beard? More Like Fear’d4 - My Beard Is Giving Me the Silent Treatment5 - It’s Like Finding a Hair in Your Food6 - Decent, But My Beard Deserves Better7 - My Beard Just Winked at Me8 - This Oil’s Got My Beard’s Respect9 - Beard on Fleek, I’m the Alpha Now10 - My Beard’s So Happy, It Started Its Own Fan Club