01.
Did it do its job?

Did the oil keep your beard smooth, manageable, and feeling well-conditioned?

1 - It did nothing2 - Barely helped3 - Okay, but it’s not winning any awards4 - My beard feels like a well-kept forest5 - Smooth, soft, and fully under control

02.
Skin Vibes After

How did your skin feel after using the oil?

1 - Itchy as a wool sweater in July2 - Dry as Dead Leaves3 - Neutral—Like Plain Oatmeal4 - Cozy & Nourished5 - Soft as a Flannel Shirt

03.
Scent Experience

How did the Boreal Breeze aroma hit you?

1 - Smelled Like a Wet Dog in the Woods2 - Too earthy, like chewing on tree bark3 - Not great, not terrible4 - Like a warm fire on a winter night5 - Like Being Hugged by a Lumberjack

04.
How Did the Oil Absorb?

Too greasy, left my beard slickAbsorbed perfectly, smooth as fresh powderToo light, barely did anything

05.
Would You Tell a Bro?

Would you recommend Boreal Breeze, or keep it your cozy little secret?

1 - I’d Rather Hug a Cactus2 - Maybe, still on the fence3 - Will see, it’s a solid choice4 - Probably, bros should know5 - Hell Yeah, It’s Beard Gold

06.
What’s the Chill Factor?

Got complaints, wild ideas, or a roast? Let it rip.

07.
Pricing for the Finished Product

01. At what price would this be so cheap that you wouldn’t believe it works?

02. At what price would this be so expensive you wouldn’t even consider buying it?

03. At what price would this be a great deal?

04. At what price would this be out of your range, but you end up buying it anyways?

08.
The Final Warmth Check

Rate your overall satisfaction, from a frostbite disaster to the ultimate winter beard savior.

1 - About as Useless as a Soggy Blanket2 - Colder Than a Polar Bear’s Toes3 - Like Wearing Wet Socks in the Snow4 - Barely Warmer Than an Igloo5 - Meh, Like Lukewarm Soup6 - Like Finding an Old Wool Sweater7 - Like a Cozy Cabin with a Tiny Draft8 - Almost Like a Perfect Winter’s Day9 - Like a Snug Blanket in a Snowstorm10 - Warmer Than Santa’s Best Hot Chocolate