F*CK FAKE CARE!
What we fix
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Why We're Better?
Industrial
Fragrance
Lab-made scents used in car sprays and toilet fresheners — harsh, artificial, and irritating. Slapped with names like “cedarwood,” but your skin knows it's fake.
Mineral Oil
Sludge
A leftover from fuel refining. Blocks pores, suffocates skin, and makes your beard feel greasy and dead. They use it to save money — not your face.
Alcohol &
Soy
Alcohol strips your skin barrier. Soy oxidizes and spoils fast. Together? Beard flakes, breakouts, and that constant itch you thought was “normal.”
Lab Fillers
& PEGs
Parabens, PEGs, emulsifiers — cheap lab fluff added to bulk up the bottle and stretch shelf life. Zero benefit for your skin, and they know it.
Sticky Greasy
Texture
Feels like cooking oil. Makes your beard look wet, clogs everything, and ruins your shirt collar. You shouldn't feel your beard oil after applying it.
€30 for
Influencer Hype
Most brands charge premium prices to pay influencers and print fancy boxes. You’re funding their marketing, not your results.
Essential
Oils Only
We use only pure essential oils — no perfume chemicals. Real botanicals that smell bold, feel clean, and actually benefit your skin and beard.
Cold-Pressed
Oils
We use nutrient-rich, cold-extracted oils that absorb fast and nourish deep. Lightweight, non-greasy, and built to strengthen beard and skin alike.
100% Active
Formula
Zero soy. Zero alcohol. Zero filler. Every ingredient in MANEFORGE is chosen to perform — nothing in the bottle just to sound good.
Handmade
In-House
No copy-paste formulas. No white-label nonsense. We create and pour everything ourselves to control quality — and destroy mediocrity.
Dry-Touch
Perfection
Ours feels like nothing — because it absorbs clean and works deep. Smooth, breathable, and comfortable for every beard length and skin type.
Premium,
Fairly Priced
Could we charge €40+? Absolutely. But we built MANEFORGE to overdeliver — giving you elite ingredients at the price they should actually cost.
TRIED THEM ALL. STUCK WITH US.
Timo K.
Didn’t think a beard oil could be this good.
Bought it out of curiosity — honestly expected another overhyped product. But this one’s different. No grease, no burning scent, just clean ingredients that actually feel good. Beard’s softer, skin doesn’t itch anymore, and my girl likes how it smells. I'm in.
Alen V.
This stuff’s legit.
You can tell they’re not messing around. Texture is smooth, smells fresh but not fake, and it doesn’t leave that oily mess like others. Used it for a week and the beard already feels healthier. Respect.
Jonas F.
Best oil I’ve used — and I’ve tried plenty.
Every other one either felt like sunflower oil or stank like cologne. MANEFORGE is just... right. Clean, strong scent that doesn’t overpower. Soaks in fast. Feels like someone finally gave a sh*t when making it.
Marco L.
Didn’t expect compliments.
Put it on in the morning, forgot about it — and two people at work asked what I’m wearing. Didn’t even think beard oil could do that. Also fixed the dry skin under my beard. Genuinely impressed.